Well!! It iz about time!! How dare u do me last you rumpld ball of furz!!!
I am da Queen of dis house an don't u furget it! Remind me tu give u a good whappin when we iz done!
(sure...I remind u...NOT! I may be rumpld but I ain't stupid!!)
I iz the furst kitty the Mom ever haz, the Mom callz me Miz Smudgie, Mizmudgie or Mudgiecat, sumtimes seh callz me Baby Gurl. I iz her baby, efen tho I iz a delicat 15 poundz baby gurl.
I waz born in da wood box at her friendz house and he gave me tu her. When I waz youngr, me an Pandi r 11 yearz old, me an Mom use tu go in a big metelmonster house to da ocean wid her friend an my borfur L.B. We would ware r harnessz an leashz an walk around the beach an stuff.
Now I live wid da boyz, (an my Mom) da boyz are a pain in my furri butt! They sleep in MY windo hammok, da finish MY Stinky Goodness rite off my plate efen tho I iz not dun wid it!
Wurst of all they think my Mom iz there Mom tu!! They r alwayz sittin on her and luvin on her when she belongz tu me!!! Sumtimez when I am on her gettin my skritches an luv they sneek up an try tu crowd in...I hiss at dem good!!
Since I know how tu behave on a leash, I getz to go outside! I luv the outside! Well, not when it iz raining, or windi or tu hot, but I can go outside and da boyz can't! Ha Ha on da boyz! I have a long, long leash the reaches all over da backyard so I can sitz in da sun or hidez in da flowrz. Sumtimez Mom leaves me out fur 2 or 3 hourz, she efen furgotz me once, but thatz anudder stori.
Ok, it iz time tu nap on da bed, that way I get tu sleep wid the Mom an da boyz don't!
(Oh pleeze...she tosses ur furri butt out of the sleep room tu (most of da time.)
There, now u know all 3 of us. Now letz see if da Mom letz us use the 'pooter enuff to blog regularli.
3 hours ago