Shhhhh....it iz quiet here now. Da Mom iz asleep and so iz da other kittiez, this iz my time.
My name iz Mr. Pandamonium, sumtimez Mom callz me Little Man but mostly I getz called Pandi.
I been wid da Mom fur a long time now. I got left by my furst fambily at a place where metalmonzterz stop tu rest. It waz very noizy and there waz woofiez that woofed at me. I hid in da bushz all da time.
Da Mom and her manfriend saw me there an waz worried fur me, they left me crunchiez when they left an I saw kittiez in da back windo as they drove away. I wanted tu go wid them but I waz tu skeerd tu come out of da bush.
A few dayz later they came bak and put sum tuna in a box fur me! I waz skeerd tu come out but I waz so hungri I couldn't stop myself! The door went shutz and I cried and cried all da way tu my new home.
At furst I jist lived wid da Mom and Smudgie, we waz like brofur and sisfur playin all da time. Then one day Mom brot da Punkin in and he chased me and I don't like it. So I getz jumpy wen people or soundz I don't know are near me. I hide. I am not a fradi-cat like Punkin sayz, I iz jist hi-strungz!