Sum kittyz haf jobz tu do. I, Punkin, iz one of them. I am an offisal toe warmer. I keep da Momz toez warm. If I kin get her tu stick da big one in my ear an scratch...that iz all da reward I needz!
Furst ya gotta ask...

Then comez da ear skritch...

A liddle chin action...

Sigh...I luv my job!